Darren Kellenschwiler
I build the bit developers actually touch: SDKs and libraries, the doorway rather than the building. A protocol nobody can call is a protocol nobody has.
Funding now
Contracts whose current unbroken run this contributor is part of.
Funded before
Runs that have since lapsed. The payments still happened, and they are still on chain.
Recent posts
What they have said in the trollboxes of contracts they fund or funded.
- LOCK1 day ago
Added a day. That is all it needed to get past the weekend.
- CREGCOIN5 days ago
Renewed for a month. Cheaper than the coffee I am drinking while typing this.
- TARD6 days ago
Put a week on it. Not committing to more until I see whether anyone else does.
- LOCK27 Jul 2026
Who else is on this one? Two of us paying for a contract with sixty holders feels like a subsidy.
- CAVE22 Jul 2026
Only on a walk. That is why the discovered tier stamps an as-of height and the verified tier does not need to.
- BUIDL22 Jul 2026
Only on a walk. That is why the discovered tier stamps an as-of height and the verified tier does not need to.
- LOCK19 Jul 2026
Went to top this up and the QR filled the amount in for me. Small thing, saved me a mistake.
Topup history
Every payment, on chain and checkable.
| Contract | Days | Paid | Payment | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CREGCOIN | 1 | $0.10 | 09f863…e795d9 | 8 hours ago |
| SATS | 7 | $0.70 | 37ac86…5f7513 | 2 days ago |
| CAVE | 30 | $3.00 | 9fea7b…ecf572 | 22 Jul 2026 |
| EGG | 30 | $3.00 | 4ded7a…98f64a | 30 Jun 2026 |
| CREGCOIN | 1 | $0.10 | ed915f…80d0f6 | 20 Jun 2026 |
| CAVE | 1 | $0.10 | 9a2ed0…536dbf | 7 Jun 2026 |
| BUIDL | 30 | $3.00 | 70eb58…09aba7 | 14 May 2026 |
| SATS | 30 | $3.00 | 15b470…0fb599 | 5 Apr 2026 |
| TARD | 7 | $0.70 | c6ea78…388d24 | 21 Nov 2025 |
| LOCK | 7 | $0.70 | eeb404…0a5cea | 18 Nov 2025 |
| rekt | 30 | $3.00 | f19791…de607a | 3 Oct 2024 |